it sucks man i got a fever and the only cure is not1.  one minute i’m freezing cold next minute i’m far too hot it’s so ghey.  i feel like death.

its time to get srs

chu: “here emily, hold my key too”

krista: “makkito… ha ha”

Dude I epicly failed today.  Decided to try a tiny bit of Wild Cherry Pepsi at the cafeteria, figured eh what harm can it do?  It tasted fine or whatever, but then I was eating, and somehow bit my fork, was like hmm that was uncalled for.  Soon, as it so often does, my tongue notified me that something was awry–front tooth doesn’t feel right.  Quickly discovered that my front tooth was chipped, albeit slightly.  Also recovered the piece somehow.  You can see the little chip missing on the right side of my right front tooth (which is reversed btw since it’s a pic)

(lol teeth look really yellow A b/c they are a bit and B I was right under flourescent light)

rofl what if I talked like Gob?

was talking to this lady on the phone at work today and decided to check her ip settings, had her type in ipconfig and asked her to read me what it says for her gateway
she says “0, because this is a dell not a gateway”

teehee

I have discovered a heretofore incomprehensible world of pain and suffering.  Worst sickness of all time starting about noon yesterday, can’t sleep one, try to sleep, lay in bed, fail, took an agonizing attempt of a nap this afternoon which was met with minimal success.  What’s worse is, I don’t have a single tissue paper, so I’m using this crappy one-ply toilet paper from the bathroom, so my nose is darn near finished off.  Were it not for some good old Christian pop punk while Ace Troubleshooter, MxPx, and Slick Shoes, I’d have nothing to live for.  BTW I ordered a Linksys WRT54GL from newegg to use with my cable internet that I’ve got in my dorm room now, gunna be epic, will put Tomato or DD-WRT on it at some point.

Hai I’ve been living as a homeless person in Columbia since Tuesday night.  Bummin’ off people ‘n such, feceing wherever I can find a place, taking asian showers, etc.  Prolly gunna stay at least one more night, might even try to play volleyball tomorrow evening.

Tomorrow I might have to get a root canal, one of my teeth is frakked up. Just in time for my final on friday, wewwwwwwww