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SpaceFaps
Bhomas:
that would be epic
joining the mile-high internetz club
Corey:
mile-high fap club
think about masturbating that high up
Bhomas:
think about masturbating in outer space
Corey:
OH MAN
Bhomas:
nothing holding anything back
Corey:
it would shoot so far
’nuff said
Corey:
i <3 college jessica
jessicaleigholiver:
that’s good. i don’t
Corey:
i got this sh*t on lock
only solution to boring nights
Corey:
jessica im bored
jessicaleigholiver:
i’m sorry. sleep!
or read a book.
Corey:
no wai, sleeping to cure boredium is boring, and i have no good books to read atm
jessicaleigholiver:
hmm…
Corey:
maybe i should just jack it
kill a few min
jessicaleigholiver:
prob. not
Corey:
yeah, might take up more time than i expected, and then i would just be bored again afterwards
maybe if i paced myself though….
jessicaleigholiver:
you prob. shouldn’t think out loud
why you watch movies in the first place
me: im hoping they offset the inclusion of a visable penis with some tits
maybe a vag
Bhomas: there was definitel a penis in the comic, don’t remember any 8008
me: but it would have to be a well kept vag to be worth looking at
maybe theyll take some poetic freedom and throw some in, just for kicks
Bhomas: i’d say there’d be a good chance for some 8008
no movie doesn’t have that
me: no r rated one
you should see friday the 13th, like running through a beautiful vally of tay tays
Bhomas: i bet that movie will be one where there’s some cool scenes but you have no idea what’s going on in the plot
I should see that
(tee)
Bhomas: i started on 2, then realized, since I’m getting used to the controller I might as well get used to 3
Corey: (rofl)
2 convos 1 dox
Krista: sup brah
Baddox: again?
Krista: went to surve someone at the restaurant
Baddox: also gave you an STD called can’tspellonething
Krista: lolololol
Baddox: my roommate’s gone, got the whole place to myself
Krista: nice du
ideas
jessicaleigholiver: think i’ll be around for a little halloween fun
me: gonna get a sexy costume?
hot nurse?
jessicaleigholiver: no.
but you should.
me: awe
ive already got mine picked out
jessicaleigholiver: what?
me: surprise
jessicaleigholiver: oohh.
me: srsly tho sexy nurse
jessicaleigholiver: why
me: why not?
jessicaleigholiver: nooo.
me: you only live once
do it jessica
kk you dont have to be sexy nurse
sexy librarian tho
be that
jessicaleigholiver: idk
me: sexy cop? you could ask people to book you
actually that could work for a librarian too come to think of it
hhmmz
awkwerd (not1)
jessicaleigholiver: you eat poop
Thomas: i wouldn’t say
jessicaleigholiver: this is scott and i want yourbody
Thomas: typical
jessicaleigholiver: what are you wearing
Thomas: done yet?
jessicaleigholiver: yah im finished
Thomas: excellent
more dad love… & crunk bdox
Krista: lol
Baddox: ya
Krista: hahahah
Baddox: i love him
